Archive for the 'Women's Stuff' Category

Thanks Jack Lalanne!

November 1, 2007

“People don’t die from old age, but from neglect.” Jack Lalanne, the godfather of fitness, said this over 50 years ago. Couldn’t of said it better myself. More wisdom from Jack taken from his popular TV show during the 1950’s:
Top Ten Ways To Improve Your Life:
1. Appropriate Exercise
2. Proper Nutrition
3. Positive [...]

Love Poem

October 19, 2007

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand
and chaining a soul.
And you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning and company doesn’t mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t promises.
And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and eyes ahead with the grace of a woman, not [...]

Gratitude: Start Dancing Today

September 29, 2007

The Husband Store

September 21, 2007

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance. “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You [...]

Confessions of a Jelly Donut Filler

September 13, 2007

Jelly Donut Filler. How’s that for a job title? And as a resume builder.
I bet you didn’t know a real live person puts the jelly in the jelly donuts. But it’s true. I know. I was one of them . . .
Not counting my enslavement to the family business I was born into, [...]

Fire Your Shrink

August 15, 2007

In the book “Writing the Mind Alive” by Linda Metcalf and Tobin Simon, the authors propose a method for finding your authentic voice, called PW writing. At first, I thought, Oh, this is just good old-fashioned journaling in a new dress. Then, I realized that wasn’t the case. I get it. They’re talking about morning [...]

The Way A Woman’s Brain Works

July 26, 2007

This is an easy to understand diagram demonstrating how a woman processes information and makes decisions. Each blue ball represents a thought. Don’t ever let anyone refer to you as one dimentional again!

My Dream From The Other Day

July 20, 2007

The dream is in black and white with shades of gray. It has a mysterious, flowing feel to it, similar to those Calvin Klein Obsession commercials on TV. My state of mind throughout is one of mild concern or slight puzzlement, but I’m not afraid or anxious.
In the dream, I’ve just awakened. I’m trying [...]

Today is Freedom from Self-Improvement Day

May 15, 2007

MORE AT: http://www.freedomfromselfimprovement.com/
Why a “Freedom from Self-Improvement Day”? (by Jennifer Louden)
Because if self-improvement worked, we’d all be self-levitating, multi-lingual,
size-zero billionaires by now.
Because there is no “secret.”
Because it’s time to challenge the belief that if we “could only” change our
partner, our thigh size, our job or if we could only meditate [...]

Cowboys are Okay

April 26, 2007

In Jazzercise class the other day, we sweated to an old country and western song called “Mothers, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys.” I decided this premise needs some updating, because frankly cowboys are okay. It’s engineers mothers shouldn’t let their babies grow up to be.
Here’s a skit about a school psychologist [...]